feeling particularly bummed out tonight because my so-called best friend flaked on me, 20 minutes before we were supposed to meet up. and we haven’t really seen each other in months :/
This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself