fucking white ppl
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
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doing the do with you know who
My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house
nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.
i always get mad because i scroll all the way to the bottom of the page to go to the next page of posts so i can click the tumblr logo to go back to the first page, and then i remember that i can a) hit a button to take me to the top of the page, b) hit a button to take me to the bottom of the page, and c) hit a button to take me to the next page.
laziness is both a blessing and a curse