benny gems - king of the bullshitters
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists
Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started
He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life
It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo
you’re a burglar now
don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save
I didn’t even study this much for all my exams last semester and my first one is tomorrow
yeah different as in a 33 year old woman trapped in a little girls body who lived in a mental institution and killed her whole old family and killed a nun and tried to seduce her adoptive father and then when he rejects her she kills him yah thats pretty different
gotta be up in 4.5 hours guess i should get some sleep………….
you could always just shorten it to elements on the periodic table and go with C F ……… oh wait
Boron Germanium is cooler.
wait, so what if shortened these up.
Car ride and Bery Germ.
bon fluo and rylli man